"If
you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect
to control your life." —
Bill
Patterson, creator of the "Calvin and Hobbes"
comic strip
If you love peanut butter, you're not alone. Peanut butter can be found in nearly 75 percent of homes in the United States, according to an article from the St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times. Together, Americans gobble up more than 500 million pounds of the stuff each year.
November is Peanut Butter Lovers' Month, dedicated to all things peanut butter. So take control of your life and your peanut butter ... here are a dozen ways to celebrate!
• Get packing. Start planning now for a trip to Brundidge, Ala., to celebrate their annual Peanut Butter Festival on the last Saturday in October.
• Learn something new. Do you know what former presidents Thomas Jefferson and Jimmy Carter have in common? They were both peanut farmers! Check out other fun facts from the National Peanut Board's Web site. You'll find that arachibutyrophobia is the fear that peanut butter will stick to the roof of your mouth, and that the horse on the television show "Mister Ed" was made to look like he was talking by using peanut butter.
• Take a tip from Barry Goldwater. "If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is a damn good shaving cream," he is reported to have said after a camping trip.
• Do something useful. Use peanut butter to remove gum from hair or glue from furniture, or to grease a car or truck axle.
• Take a history lesson. Find out how peanut butter was invented.
•
Try something new. Peanut butter and
jelly, anyone? That's
too plain. Combine peanut butter with other foods for
a non-traditional taste. Eat like a King
with a
fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, or combine
peanut butter and Marshmallow
Fluff to make a Fluffernutter sandwich. Spread it
on apples or on celery with raisins on top. If you're
feeling adventurous, try a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.
Or tempt your palate with a more sophisticated pairing,
such as Spicy
Vegetarian Peanut Noodle Salad, Thai-Style
Grilled Peanut Chicken, or Peanut
Butter, Scallion, and Bacon Canapes.
•
Jam out. Listen to peanut butter-inspired
music, such as Raffi's
"Peanut Butter Sandwich," "Peanut Butter
Jelly Time" on the Proud
Family soundtrack, and music by Peanut
Butter Conspiracy.
• Treat yourself ... and your pet! Cook up some peanut butter cookies. While you're at it, whip up some peanut butter dog biscuits, too.
• Share the love with a friend. Send an "I Love Peanut Butter" e-greeting or poem.
• Get crafty. Use peanut butter and bread to make a bird feeder. Use the leftover jar to make a terrarium or a fanny pack.
•
Get messy in the kitchen. Make your own
homemade peanut butter with this recipe.
• Learn about allergies. Unfortunately, peanut butter is not safe for everyone. Find out more about peanut allergies.
Written by Lindsay Taulbee
What's your favorite way to enjoy peanut butter? E-mail us!