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Another Day in Cubicle Paradise: A Dilbert Book
From bizarre personnel decisions to meetings gone bad, from schizoid secretaries to consultants from hell, Another Day in Cubicle Paradise provides a guaranteed recipe for success, and a way to get all those darn comic strips off the break-room bulletin board. — Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Do you spend most of your waking hours staring at the drab walls of your corporate cubicle, planning a daring escape?
The average full-time employee does. It's usually beige, gray, or another equally bland color, with a standard desktop, a telephone, and if you're lucky, a set of file drawers.
To avoid becoming the office fugitive, first trash those stolen blueprints of the building. Next, realize that being stuck in cubeville isn't all that bad when you surround yourself with familiar items. Here are some tips that will help you personalize your work space, and calm that itch for flight.
• Eliminate non-essential clutter from your desktop. File excess papers, and put away corporate awards, extra coffee cups, and paperweights. Trash old memos and that generic calendar from your insurance agent.
• Search for cube decor in your home. Dig up souvenirs from past trips and display them on your desk. They make for interesting conversation during your lunch break.
• Raid your photo album for pictures of friends and family that you miss while at work. Candid shots work best because they remind you of why you're working — so you can afford to go out and party with your friends.
• Liven it up with plants and flowers. Greenery will add warmth and much needed oxygen to your work space. If you need more responsive company, get a fish. They require minimal upkeep and have interesting personalities.
• Warm up to a rug or welcome mat. Place a mat in your cube foyer, or a fuzzy rug under your desk. For those arctic days in the office, sling a small blanket on the back of your chair.
• Stimulate your walls with inexpensive art. Use posters, old calendars, and magazine-cut quotes to dress your cube's naked parts. Splurge on some funky frames.
• Don't decorate with distractions. TVs and bed cots do not mix well with business. Also, maintain a level of professionalism when choosing certain items. Avoid pinup calendars.
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Dilbert's Ultimate Cubicle
Cubicle Decoration
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Cubicle Hygiene
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Are you a considerate cube dweller? Take a look at this list to see if you fit in.
• Try not to "marinate" yourself in your favorite perfume, cologne, or aftershave.
•Practice good hygiene habits. In other words, please remember your deodorant!
•Eat microwave-less meals. Heated foods tend to smell and penetrate all areas around you.
•Turn the music down! Not everyone enjoys that radio station you continuously blare.
•Keep the gossip to a whisper. Conversation is amplified after bouncing off cubicle walls.
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